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nichvlas:

tumblr is just full of things you can’t have, food you can’t eat, and girls you can’t fuck

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houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

(via apr1c1ty)

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

(Source: panerasexual, via apr1c1ty)

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